1 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,882 OK. This time It doesn't escape me. 2 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:17,016 Mare: Esmeralda carries eight years working here 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,019 and has never taken the training Mandatory HR HH. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,498 OK. This is authorized, right? 5 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,761 I'll get in trouble because it's for HR. HH. 6 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,809 Oh, mmm... Well, I can't guarantee it. 7 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,899 - [elevator bell rings] - Okay, people, get ready. 8 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,814 Ciao, I... [screams] 9 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,337 Emerald: You are a demon! 10 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,252 You don't run in this office it doesn't run 11 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:37,862 - Go away, Satan. - [groans] 12 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:40,648 - I don't like your music. - [whimper] 13 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:42,998 -Enough! -You will never have me! 14 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,087 Ha! 15 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,350 -[Esmeralda screams] - [lock clicks] 16 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:48,917 Emerald: What a dirty trick! 17 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:52,442 This is completely unsportsmanlike 18 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:55,445 For those in the office They think this is extreme, 19 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,925 I want you to know what to send 20 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,492 many emails before getting to this. 21 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,059 Emerald: They can imprison my body, 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,756 but not my spirit. 23 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:06,283 ["Song From The Ninth Floor" from The Scrantone's playing] 24 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:34,397 [imitate a trumpet] 25 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:37,661 It's the 125th anniversary of the newspaper. 26 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,359 - You look good for 125. - Ned: We have a great day 27 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,143 planned for this old newspaper. 28 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,276 We have some pieces antiques on display. 29 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:45,234 And Mare achievement that the old press 30 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:46,888 - worked again. - Mare: Oh. 31 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:50,152 And Ned located ancient TTT deliverymen 32 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,154 and they are going to deliver the real newspapers. 33 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,330 It's a publicity stunt. But I think we earned it. 34 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:55,853 I know, various media 35 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,551 They are going to cover the day, so... 36 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:59,335 I don't know, and if we go viral. 37 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:00,945 Yeah...anyway it's cute 38 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,208 be the protagonists of history. 39 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,731 And remind everyone 40 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,776 that the newspapers They still matter to the world. 41 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,735 -How does it look? - [excited] Very good. 42 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:08,910 [celebrates] 43 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,303 Do you know? a couple of apologies 44 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,174 what to add in some articles. 45 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:13,697 A little bit of context is missing. 46 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,699 I don't think we have to make up for the past. 47 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,442 History is history. It can't be... Is that 1972? 48 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,488 [dismayed] No. 49 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,751 The reporters arrive in 15. 50 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:25,796 -How cool is this? - Mm. 51 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:28,409 [whispering] Happy anniversary for us. 52 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:37,895 Adam. Happy anniversary to us. 53 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,420 Adam: Happy anniversary, friend. 54 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:42,597 Ned. 55 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,903 Happy anniversary to us. 56 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,209 Marv: Wow. 57 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,168 Just look. 58 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,519 Hey. happy anniversary for us. 59 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,783 You don't expect that at work. [awkward laughter] 60 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,438 There it is. 61 00:02:58,439 --> 00:02:59,874 Here I am. 62 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,180 Nicole: My job today is 63 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,486 show what they could be like the news 64 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,532 within 25 years. 65 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,925 I had some ideas that I liked. 66 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:13,583 But then Marv had an idea, and that idea was: "Hologram". 67 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,106 And... That was it. 68 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,500 He said the word "hologram", and it's my turn 69 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,851 find out what it means. 70 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,724 Now the only thing I need what to do 71 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:26,205 is to watch a few videos, 72 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,208 and then I check a box in your HR file. HH. 73 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,861 which says they completed the training. 74 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:33,255 Emerald: Training It's like a tax 75 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,301 what do you have to pay to work indoors. 76 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,955 But I don't pay taxes. 77 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,435 I mean... [nervous huffs] 78 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:42,265 [sarcastic] Of course I pay taxes. 79 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,659 Of course I do pay them. 80 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:48,531 They are very tall. but you have to pay them. 81 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,272 But, guys, It's going to be very fun. 82 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,056 I just have to say They are here, OK? 83 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,667 You can talk to the person next door, They can sleep. 84 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,451 I don't care, I'm not a police officer. 85 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:56,974 I hate police officers. 86 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:59,673 Boo! Get out of here. We are celebrating. 87 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,240 So they can do whatever they want. 88 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,024 Until I drink, I don't care. 89 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,634 It just can't be. Except you, Carl. Sorry. 90 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:05,940 I know you're an alcoholic. 91 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:08,116 - I... I feel sorry. - Oh, okay. 92 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,900 You know, I haven't drunk in eight years. 93 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:13,600 Hey, good to know which is still in my file. 94 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:17,038 OK. Very good, see? That's the party spirit. 95 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:20,259 OK. I see them in... four hours. 96 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,566 - Narrator: The purpose of... - Very good. Have fun. 97 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,960 I'm going to close the door with key from outside. 98 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,397 - Let's look at some examples. - [lock clicks] 99 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:29,616 NON-CONSENSUS TOUCHING 100 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,009 Let me help you with that. 101 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,316 - [alarm buzzes] - [imitates buzzing] 102 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,275 -What did you do wrong...? -And what? where is 103 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,581 - the sexual part of that harassment? - [Carl laughs] 104 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,104 -Right? - ...by invading space 105 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:42,455 Helen's staff without your consent. 106 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:45,109 brothers and sisters of the press. 107 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,199 Welcome to the editorial office from the Toledo Truth Teller. 108 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,375 I show you. 109 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,638 We invented this style guerrilla 110 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,727 of everyone in front, where every employee is, 111 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,816 actually, a citizen reporter. 112 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:58,122 Uh, Jeanie Deaver from the Chronicle. 113 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,863 Congratulations on 125, Ned. 114 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,213 - It's a fantastic achievement. - Thank you. Thanks, Jeanie. 115 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:04,607 Ask, then, are they reporters 116 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:07,088 - and also accountants? - [nervous] Yes. 117 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:08,569 And which one do you believe in? What are better? 118 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:11,310 Mm. Boss, 119 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,094 -Do you want to answer this one? - Ned: Yes. 120 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:17,011 In Adam's case, I would say that your level of experience... 121 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:19,492 - is the same in both areas. - Jeanie: Oh. 122 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,189 OK. Here we have 123 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,539 to another counter, slash, journalist 124 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,324 working with our delivery driver, 125 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,586 slash, photographer 126 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,065 in a very researched note 127 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,502 about a local councilwoman. 128 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:32,722 If everyone has a drink, here's a toast. 129 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:35,072 To preserve the future of journalism 130 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,205 protecting his past. 131 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:42,993 Together, with your help, I, I will fix America. 132 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,691 [celebrates] 133 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:48,085 [they sing in English] ♪ Today is the 125th birthday ♪ 134 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:51,786 ♪ del Truth Teller ♪ 135 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:57,617 ♪ It is not a mystery that it is ♪ 136 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,837 ♪ the first draft of history ♪ 137 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,622 - They're pretty good. - [they continue singing in the background] 138 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,451 Hey, can you remove that reflection here? 139 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,148 There is no reflection. 140 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:09,150 That thing over there. It's just distracting. 141 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:11,108 Is it the grime on the window or... 142 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,720 [surprised] It can't be. 143 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,330 Adelola: What am I seeing here? 144 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,114 Travis: Well, I can't say. with complete certainty, 145 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,681 but, as far as I know, 146 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,684 this is photographic evidence of extraterrestrial life 147 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:24,470 accidentally taken by me, Travis Jason Bienlien, 148 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,472 at 9:03 a.m. m. 149 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,822 Well, first, He was Baron von Digit. 150 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:30,737 So I... Ah. Sorry. Sorry. 151 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,608 - Awful. -Bennett. 152 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:35,394 - Oscar, hello. I'm fine. - Hello. How are you? 153 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,439 Oscar: So, Ned asked me go to the asylum and convince 154 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,486 to the former delivery men of newspapers to participate. 155 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,792 At first I was a little offended. Mild ageism. 156 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,838 But you know what? It's a nice place. 157 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:48,624 And I met an administrator young, handsome and competent 158 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,626 who works there called Bennett. 159 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,149 When he saw me today, 160 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,064 he remembered me, and I remembered him. 161 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,893 Both sides made an impression. 162 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:57,981 - Ned: Hello. - Bennett: Hello. 163 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,635 Hey delivery guys 164 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,769 from the golden age from Truth Teller. 165 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,727 Before it was banned child labor. 166 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,163 Actually, we have not yet put 167 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,078 the printer to work. They arrived early. 168 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,384 Is it just because they are old? Or... 169 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:10,690 ♪ Stereotype... ♪ 170 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:13,040 - That's the reason, yes. - Well... 171 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,434 OK. Can we keep them away from reporters 172 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,523 until the time comes that they ride a bike? 173 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,525 What... [whimpers] 174 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,309 Ned: Can you continue? doing that? 175 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,050 Bennett: Oh, of course. They love tricycles. 176 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,791 - Oscar: Tricycles? - [nervous] Did you say tricycles? 177 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,096 - Tricycles. - Oh, yes... 178 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,620 They need the third wheel. 179 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,622 If not, they fall and they hurt themselves badly. 180 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,319 OK. 181 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,454 I know that man. He bullied me at school. 182 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,369 Moron. This guy. Yes. 183 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:41,634 It looks like he had shingles. in the last 30 years. 184 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:46,160 I love it How was your life? 185 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:49,119 Hand out your paper, Sherwood. 186 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,078 -Do you want coffee, sir? -That? 187 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,602 -[Bennett hesitates] - Beautiful. 188 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,561 I don't think you have than lose the item. 189 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,866 I would just add 190 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,651 that there was also a spaceship. 191 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,827 you two They are incredibly stupid. 192 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,482 Listen, our only hope to clarify this 193 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,440 is to go back and try to recreate this image. 194 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:08,008 - The only hope. - Thank you. 195 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,879 Jeanie Deaver. Cincy Chronicle. 196 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,098 [surprised] Hello. 197 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:14,014 Mare. I know who you are. [giggles] 198 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,842 I loved your series about addiction 199 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,713 to online betting in adolescents. 200 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:20,237 Thank you. It's always better start a conversation 201 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,718 with a bootlicking comment. 202 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,938 [nervous] So, ahm, I can't believe 203 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,374 that you are here covering us. 204 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,289 Half the editorial office is outside for maternity, 205 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,813 - We are with the minimum team. -Hey, what do they put in it? 206 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,641 to the water over there? [nervous giggle] 207 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:33,860 Sorry. You covered that too. 208 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,731 - It was lead, right? - Mjm. 209 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,385 Anyway, your boss... 210 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:40,606 Is it always like this or just Are you performing today? 211 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:43,522 Oh. No, that's Ned. Yes. 212 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,349 Super optimistic about the future 213 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:48,570 and super sentimental about the past. 214 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,920 The type you want have with you in a trench. 215 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,748 Oysters for everyone. 216 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,445 Oysters. Oh, [censorship beep] 217 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,622 Bennett: All staff. by Twining Meadows 218 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,449 He is obsessed with Mr. Digit. 219 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,669 - OK. That's ridiculous. - [chuckles] Really. 220 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,541 That is, if in about 15 to 20 years 221 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,020 you are looking for an asylum, 222 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,761 you would literally be a celebrity. 223 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:08,634 [hesitates] OK, I....I... already... 224 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,549 I am old. 225 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,115 Enough. We are 60 and over. 226 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,595 I'm 62. 227 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,816 OK, you shocked me. 228 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,470 I mean, how do you look? so good? I... 229 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:20,733 Detrick: Oscar is acting strange. 230 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,386 I think he's flirting. 231 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,040 I have like a sixth sense for these things. 232 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,913 The flirting. Not the Bruce Willis movie. 233 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:29,655 Although I also see dead people 234 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,266 Marv: Hello everyone. Today we celebrate the past. 235 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,095 But I'm happy to announce that I recently promoted 236 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,184 to a young visionary 237 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:39,229 that will tell us about the future. 238 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,668 this girl It is totally spatial. 239 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,235 Nicole Lee herself from Truth Teller. 240 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,586 - [applause] - [futuristic music playing] 241 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,327 Nicole [with filter]: The year is 2151. 242 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,591 We can't predict How will we receive the news? 243 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,638 Not even if we will still have crops or air. 244 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,727 Not even if the Cleveland Browns 245 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,382 they will finally have found a franchise quarterback. 246 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:06,605 But we do know one thing. Holograms. 247 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,085 This is the best hologram that I have seen in years. 248 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:13,089 Ann: Marv is passionate about holograms a lot. 249 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,918 Like me... 250 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,356 gnomes [laughs] 251 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:22,664 Nicole: I never managed to incorporate a real hologram 252 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,971 in the hologram part 253 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,930 of the presentation about holograms. 254 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,540 But my boss liked it. 255 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,456 That's what matters, more than my companions... 256 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:36,461 or myself, or my dignity. 257 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,377 OK. What does the manual say? 258 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,640 If the jam continues, 259 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,032 we dial the number from the manufacturer. 260 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,686 But I think the number it doesn't work anymore. 261 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,340 How do you know If you haven't tried calling? 262 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:51,084 Because there are four numbers and two letters. 263 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,476 Ned: How's everything going here? 264 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,913 Mare: I mean, we barely managed that works, 265 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,741 but i think we should do it now, 266 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,307 - Before it fails again... - Ned: Oh. 267 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,048 And your costume of a printing devil? 268 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,660 [nervous] Oh, I didn't want to dirty it. 269 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,357 I need you dirty. 270 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,664 That? 271 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,623 OK. Obviously this is just a taste, but... 272 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,538 [very excited] Yes. Yes! 273 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,671 -Oh really? - That is. Yeah! I love it. 274 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,281 - Thank you. - Ned: Oh... 275 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,326 Can I review the ink system? 276 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:19,373 - Oh. Yeah. Uh... It's back here. - Thank you. 277 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,550 [overacting] Oh, no. It's a lot of ink. 278 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,683 How wonderful. 279 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,381 [whispering] Wow, you look very sexy. 280 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,513 Thank you, mister. Call me Scotty. 281 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,081 - Don't make it weird. - OK. 282 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,649 Narrator: Mary and George are dating. 283 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,955 CONSENSUS RELATIONSHIPS AT WORK 284 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,130 Man: You are my cabbage. 285 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,435 There are iguanas in the store 286 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,307 of pets with more chemistry than this. 287 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,918 That is, If this is so consensual, 288 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,224 show us your sex. 289 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:47,183 No? They are treating us like children. 290 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,577 - [alarm buzzes] -Does that really have an X? 291 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,187 That's how my grandmother kisses me, you know? 292 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,711 [laughs] 293 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,889 Yes, Carl! It can't be, guys. Do you know? I love them. 294 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,414 This is like The Breakfast Club. 295 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,720 I believe... 296 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,811 what should we do HR videos HH., 297 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,204 the kind of things that we want. 298 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:10,554 Who knows more about bullying than me? 299 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,208 A sexy and beautiful woman. 300 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,819 So let's do it. 301 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,605 For us, for us. FUBU. 302 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,781 That doesn't mean FUBU. 303 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,088 Oh, come on. The director. 304 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:25,048 Here it is, the director of Breakfast Club. 305 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,616 Let's do it. 306 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,749 I'm sorry to say this. 307 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,187 And no, I don't know if we already have this kind of relationship, but... 308 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,492 They are working for you. 309 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,756 Who are you talking about? Bennett? 310 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,322 He's going to put you in his asylum. 311 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,715 - Oh, please. - Look, 312 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,239 It is not strange that people your age 313 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,937 - be exploited. -Ha! 314 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:47,374 It happened to my mom. A guy named Brad. 315 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,854 We did puzzles together. 316 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,507 I found the pieces from the corners so fast 317 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,205 that blinded me. 318 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,381 He ended up having five different identities, 319 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,383 and forced my mother to confirm 320 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,820 some properties fake investment plans in Iowa. 321 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:02,606 I feel a lot that that happened. 322 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,130 - Mjm. - But... 323 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,088 How hot is your mom? 324 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,611 Is he better than me? 325 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,830 Because, if not, 326 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,614 I feel like it's something else. 327 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:11,702 [wheezes] 328 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,488 Now, take her in your arms. 329 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,881 With consent. 330 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,535 Yes. Yes. Come on, come on. 331 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,102 More. More. Touch her bust. 332 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,887 Do I have to show them everything? 333 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,324 Put your hand like this, make a drink 334 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,762 Look, take your hand, yeah. And you put it here. 335 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,330 - Very sorry. - It just can't be. Allora. 336 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,985 Guys, we are making art. 337 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,682 But, at the same time, 338 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,336 we are also fulfilling 339 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:40,035 our training corporate HR HH. 340 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:44,344 It is a great responsibility. Now. Bust. 341 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:47,827 - Ned: Hey, printing devil. - Yes sir. [giggles] 342 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,612 Turn on the press! 343 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,614 Mare: Turning on the press! 344 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,529 [metallic knock] 345 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,401 Ned: It's very important. respect the past. 346 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:02,405 My dad abandoned my family when I was barely 35 years old, 347 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,408 but still I love so many things of his generation. 348 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,367 The presses, rotary telephones, 349 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,890 and typewriters. 350 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,414 And the good journalism of yesteryear is one of them. 351 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,025 Ned: Behold! 352 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:17,856 A real printed newspaper in a Goss Community Press. 353 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,729 As God and Gutenberg wanted. 354 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,513 Journalist: Wow. Can you tell us 355 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,254 How much did this day cost in total? 356 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:28,257 [nervous] That... I'm not going... No. 357 00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,998 It's rude to ask to the host 358 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,305 - how much the party cost. - Yes. 359 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,176 - Next question. Yes. - But money matters 360 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,744 since he claims to be one of the few modern newspapers that still 361 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,354 - are financially viable. - Mjm. 362 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,052 - OK. I... - Yes, the oyster budget 363 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,705 - is relevant. - OK, well, 364 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,186 They were Kirkland oysters. OK? 365 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,275 Birthday leftovers from my uncle last week. 366 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,625 Just the cost of sending them from Oklahoma. 367 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,759 -Does it make you feel better? - [mumble] 368 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:54,805 What a party should be 369 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,155 to celebrate 125 years 370 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,591 it felt more like a funeral here 371 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,158 in the Toledo Truth Teller. 372 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:02,465 The editor-in-chief of the TTT, Ned Sampson said: 373 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,077 I will fix America. 374 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,471 - Journalist: With what, darling? - A Goss Community Press. 375 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,908 Journalist: Yes, that will do. 376 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,344 He misquoted me. 377 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,911 You literally said that. 378 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,087 Yes, but he made it sound negative. 379 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,436 He filmed me vertically 380 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,828 so that everything was on my suspenders, 381 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,613 but she will look like a fool when the maneuver 382 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,441 of the delivery men go viral. 383 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,835 Hey, are you ready? to roll, guys? 384 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,489 I hope they stretched. 385 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,100 The doctor told me that would not stretch. 386 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,580 I would hear a click and until there. 387 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,191 Ned [concerned]: It can't be. 388 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,802 Hey. Are you sure you want continue with this? 389 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:37,196 Of course. We need the photo. 390 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,937 Do we need it? 391 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,634 Hey, old people, with me! 392 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:43,550 So, I'm going to try the free week 393 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,421 at Twining Meadows, ready. 394 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,683 - Nice. -TRUE? 395 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,164 we are going to have fun lot. 396 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,600 Not so fast, Jezebel. 397 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,515 - Oscar: What are you doing? - I'm not... 398 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,257 -[Bennett grumbles] - The short one is more cunning. 399 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,781 OK, Dietrick, what are you doing? Why are you blocking my link? 400 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,132 I am your friend, I'm not blocking your link. 401 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,524 I'm protecting your flirt. 402 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,223 [annoyed] My flirt doesn't need protection. 403 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,792 All hookups need it. Be smart, take care of yourself. 404 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:12,318 I thank you, mind your business. 405 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,233 Oscar: It's not me here. the one they are working on. 406 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,799 In any case, I'm working on him. 407 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,412 He will remodel my cabinets. from the kitchen. 408 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,457 Now I have a free place where to stay for a week. 409 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,503 Maybe alone, 410 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,548 or accompanied. 411 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,723 Adelola: Hello, again, 412 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:27,942 - councilor. - Councilor: Hello. 413 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,770 I fear that my photos They didn't come out. 414 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,337 what do you mean What didn't they come out with? 415 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,860 - You took a lot. - Adelola: Yes. 416 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,732 How much do you know about gears? from a camera? 417 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,865 -Do the cameras have gears? - Travis: Yes they have. 418 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,259 And, apparently, I photographed it upside down. 419 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,130 [annoyed] Good. Just get started. 420 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,742 It seems by the window, exactly where it was before. 421 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,005 - Very good. - I start. Head up. 422 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,572 - Mjm. - Stay there. Do not move. 423 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,618 - Yes, yes. - [shutter clicks] 424 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,315 Each one has their route. 425 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:57,886 Now, go distribute the news! 426 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,243 Mare: We should have started from the top of a hill. 427 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,940 - [uncomfortable] Yes. - [bell rings] 428 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,855 - Ned: It can't be. Surround it! - [whimpers] 429 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,553 - -Let's go! !! - Surround it! - [old man groans] 430 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,034 Reporter: Possible title: "He humiliates himself 431 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,994 at TTT's funeral. Delusional editor." 432 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,431 Yeah, so Grand Rapids 433 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,954 definitely He's going to destroy Ned. 434 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,565 Ned: No, don't stop. 435 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,219 because he stopped. That one goes straight 436 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,569 - to traffic. - [embarrassed] Oh, no. 437 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:34,052 Baby, in your heart you know that I would never do business 438 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,271 with a client with whom I had a history. 439 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,708 you have to forgive my sins, baby. 440 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,798 Esmeralda: What I was trying to do say with my film, 441 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,931 award contracts fairly, 442 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:47,935 binds you about human incapacity 443 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:51,982 to cross the abyss between man and woman. 444 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:55,638 It can't be, ah, Matthew, Do you want to film a little, or not? 445 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,640 - OK, keep going, keep recording. - Matthew: OK. 446 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,425 -Howard! -Jennifer! 447 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,253 I gave you my sexy little body 448 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,429 for Gerald to win that contract. 449 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,214 You are twisting my words. I said I would try. 450 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,391 While you were holding this. Do you remember them? 451 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,567 - They do remember you. - How good you are. 452 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,221 - Esmeralda: Thank you. - Yes. 453 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,745 Those breasts used to talk to me. 454 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,400 They told me that I was the man I wanted to be. 455 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,533 - [door opens] -Now they laugh at me! 456 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,925 RR WOMAN HH: I brought snacks. 457 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,711 What [censor beep] is happening? 458 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,191 FUBU. 459 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,931 RR WOMAN HH.: Uh, OK, the training ended. 460 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,194 Everyone can dress 461 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,804 and put on their shirts and pants. 462 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,632 [kind] They did it. Incredible. Congratulations. 463 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,242 And they're done. [annoyed] Except you. 464 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,072 - You come back tomorrow. - Of course, I work here. 465 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,685 [nervous] I need to ask you something. 466 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,818 A favor, actually. 467 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,515 OK. Shoot. 468 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:50,258 Look, Ned is very proud of this newspaper. 469 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,782 And I know that, obviously, today went a little overboard. 470 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,263 But, that is, The Grand Rapids Liberator... 471 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,960 - Our sister newspaper. - They are making a note 472 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,137 who is going to leave Ned like an idiot 473 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,531 I really, really, I don't think so that we should let them publish it. 474 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,577 You want to kill her. 475 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,275 [wheezes] I don't have a sister, 476 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,016 but if I had and behave like a bitch, 477 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,758 I would say: "Enough." 478 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,108 [sighs] 479 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,285 I think we should call Ned. 480 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,331 Yeah. 481 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,421 Yes, they will fire me. 482 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,730 No spaceship? 483 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,080 I suspect they have a camouflage technology. 484 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,734 Mm. And how would you know 485 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,475 If they use camouflage technology? 486 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:36,348 Well I guess you would have than doing infrared tests. 487 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,740 Mm. By that logic, 488 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,307 I could be camouflaged right now. 489 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,091 -What if it were alien? -Travis: Well, 490 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,223 could you trust me 491 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,833 and you wouldn't have to use camouflage. 492 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,228 Adelola: I don't know. I would talk about it with the mother ship. 493 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,232 - Hello. - Sit down, Ned. 494 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,408 Clear. 495 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,715 I have received a lot of pressure for this crusade 496 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,152 against the Glass Club. 497 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,937 Good. We move the correct cages. 498 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:04,203 Wrong cage, Ned. I'm going to kill the note. 499 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,033 [confused] I... I don't think I understand. 500 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:14,212 Many of our advertisers They are members of the Glass Club. 501 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,561 I've been holding on the line, 502 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,519 but as Mare thinks what is ethical 503 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,304 don't get a story our negative... 504 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,870 Wait, wait. No no. I... 505 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,350 I...just...tried to kill 506 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,134 the Grand Rapids note. The destructive one. 507 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,789 [worried] What do you notice? 508 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,445 Mare: The Liberator is working on a story 509 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,796 that makes you look like a fool trapped in the past. 510 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,885 Covered in oyster juice. 511 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,236 OK. And you... 512 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:41,239 Did you go with Marv to kill a note about me? 513 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,066 I didn't ask you. You don't need... 514 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,677 -Why did you do it? - Mare: Because I was 515 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,635 - controlling damage. -Controlling damage? Okay. 516 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,246 Today is not so bad. 517 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,160 Yes, well, let's see how many old they died on tricycles 518 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,858 - before saying that. -None died. 519 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,468 - Everyone is fine. -You're sure? 520 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,817 Well, most of it is fine. 521 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,776 -What are you doing? - Marv: Hey, hey, hey. 522 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,388 I know you two They are dating. 523 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,826 Ann: Hey, Marv, do you want the door open or closed? 524 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,175 We're fine, Ann. 525 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:07,177 Human Resources reported it to me. 526 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,136 It is company protocol. 527 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:12,052 Mare: Who would say such stupidity to HR. HH? 528 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,881 Tell me. No, tell me. I, really, 529 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,448 I want to know what idiot is spreading rumors 530 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,972 about my boss and I in HR. HH. And honestly, 531 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,149 - why would you believe it... - I... I... I told you. 532 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,935 Did you tell them? 533 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,589 Ned: I had to do it, I'm your boss. 534 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,765 Mare: But we said we weren't going. to tell anyone. 535 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,506 I know. I told you to protect us both. 536 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:34,074 Yeah, no, it worked amazing. Are you serious? 537 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:37,207 Can we not do this in front of everyone? 538 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,253 Marv, I think you are making a mistake 539 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,299 - with the Glass Club thing. - [Mare sighs] 540 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,997 We are starting. We can turn this around. 541 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,478 I will talk to the advertisers, we will recover them. 542 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,306 It's going to be... It's going to be great. 543 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,264 Marv: Ned, I can't tell you. to advertisers 544 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,048 that our integrity is not negotiable 545 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:56,315 when the editor's girlfriend It is killing negative notes. 546 00:21:57,968 --> 00:21:58,969 I'm sorry, Ned. 547 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,585 I, uh... You know? I heard that the Cincy Chronicle 548 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:09,197 has many reporters maternity leave. 549 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:13,157 could work from their offices for a while. 550 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,856 Marv: It may be a good idea 551 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:19,729 let things get cold here. 552 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,516 OK. 553 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:26,214 If you want that. 554 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,565 Marv: Sure Dan. I would appreciate the help. 555 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,004 OK thanks. 556 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,269 [door opens] 557 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,881 Mare. Mare. 558 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:53,284 ["Song From The Ninth Floor" from The Scrantone's playing] 559 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,682 - Hello. - Hello. 560 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,687 Well, that was fun, about the other day, right? 561 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,689 It was fun, right? 562 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:08,952 - Yes. - Yes. 563 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,259 Maybe you would like to take a coffee 564 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,782 tonight later from work? 565 00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,393 You know, if you're free? 566 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,743 A late coffee? 567 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,746 Oh, because you're an alcoholic. 568 00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,966 I appreciate men that cannot be controlled. 569 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,405 -Oh? - [laugh] 570 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,277 - Let's have a late coffee. -Carl: OK. 571 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:33,803 ["Song From The Ninth Floor" from The Scrantone's playing]